Why can't I just do things the easy way? I've written before about my almost-too-numerous-to-count barfing episodes. (For your night's entertainment, read
here and
here. Believe me, it might be good for more than one night.)
I started feeling sick at work on Friday. Robert had dropped me off earlier in the morning, and he was with the kids at Holly's riding lesson, way too far to come get me. My boss offered, repeatedly, to take me home, and I finally agreed. (I feel so guilty when people do things for me.)
It's comforting to me to be able to say, "I just live down the road from Shirley," and people know where I live. Joyce was flying down the road with me leaning back in the passenger seat when the urge hit me, and it hit me
bad. "I need to pull over," I mumbled. While she drove on, looking for a safe place to stop, I leaned my head out the window and everything came up. Again and again and again and again and again. And when she stopped, I didn't.
It doesn't take a science mom to realize what happens when you throw something out the window of a moving car.
And don't hold your hair back. UGH. On the plus side, at least everything stayed
outside of her car.
I immediately felt better and told Joyce we'd laugh about this in a few days. She said it'd take me longer than that, but she doesn't know that barfing is practically my life. (She hasn't known me that long.)
As I stumbled out of the car at my house, I was SOOOO very thankful that Robert had the hose hooked up. With the power nozzle even. While Joyce insisted she'd go back to town and that her car needed washing anyway, I convinced her to wash her car off at my house. She's a saint, but by now you already know that.
Talking about it with Robert today, I told him how mortifying the whole thing was. His response: "It happens." "Oh yeah?" I asked. "When was the last time that happened to YOU?"
Some of us are just born to repeat history--their own, over and over.