Bio in the paper

My supervisor at work writes a column for our local paper covering various subjects related to literacy and the library. This month's column introduced the two of us who work for her in the children's department. Here's the excerpt that specifically mentioned me. My own take is noted in red:

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In 2008, Kristine M______, wife of Robert M______ and mother of two, sauntered (stumbled) into the library and into the youth department staff, fresh (to Stickville) from the Colorado Rockies. An avid reader, Ms. M______ is (antisocial and) passionate about books, family and homeschooling. She has been a home school mom for eight years and uses that experience to (foist her opinions on others) assist other families with curriculum and educational requirements. Her family attends Calvary Chapel in Roanoke. An enthusiastic photographer and (inconsistent) blogger, she quickly adapted to the youth department, where she, like Ms. B_____, has become a valuable member of our team. Her energy and enthusiasm are remarkable, and a background in the legal field has allowed her to (nitpick and question everything) hone research skills that are so important in library work. (Because children scare her,) Kristine M______ excels at working one-on-one with youngsters, probing their academic needs and (directing them to one of her three favorite authors, Thornton Burgess, Arnold Lobel, or Jon Scieszka) finding books that satisfy and challenge their abilities and expectations.

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It truly was a lovely article. (I'm glad I have some people fooled.) We do not subscribe to our local county paper, but a sweet co-worker and friend gave me a copy for me to save. With much appreciation and gratitude for media bias (finally), I am happy to have anyone remember me like this!