Once again, that "vanguard of new thinking," the American Library Association, meets its goal to "enhance learning" by offering these selections from its 2008 list of Popular Paperbacks for Young Adults and 2007 Quick Picks for Reluctant Young Adult Readers*: (preceding two quotes taken from the ALA website)
*edited to include additional link, 7/6/08
The Making of Dr. Truelove: The doctor is in, and he's dreamy and steamy.
Played: Kylie, duped and dumped by a playa. Yes, it says "playa."
Easy: Being easy isn't easy. It's hard.
Boys that Bite: Bitten by a vampire one week before prom really sucks.
Backstage with Beth and Trina: A Scratch and Sniff Adventure

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I think I'll go puke now.
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Compare and contrast that list with a story last week out of my hometown, San Jose, California. Middle school teacher Robert Wright rescued these books, which were dumped by his school library:
Tituba of Salem VillageAll are stamped with an explanation:
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
The Black Stallion
The Yearling
Tales and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe
Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow–His Life
Jacob Have I Loved
Medieval Tales
Beethoven
The Witch of Blackbird Pond
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland
Babe The Gallant Pig
From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs . Basil E. Frankweiler
Ben and Me
Ivanhoe
Just So Stories by Rudyard Kipling
Mutiny on the Bounty
By the Pricking of My Thumbs by Agatha Christie
Ten Little Indians by Agatha Christie
This book has been replaced for one or more of the following reasons:
Material is inaccurate
Does not meet district standards
Stereotypes gender or culture
Oh yeah? Apparently, as a homeschooler, I'm teaching inaccurate material, that might not meet school district standards, and perhaps teaches gender or cultural stereotypes.
But I have a sinking feeling that there may be a copy of The Making of Dr. Truelove, or Backstage with Beth and Trina: A Scratch and Sniff Adventure on that middle school library shelf.