
Many of my blog friends have great lists--places they've lived, places they've visited, etc. I've only lived in a couple of cities, and I've never been anywhere THAT exciting. But there's one thing I've done in more places than any of you. I've thrown up everywhere.
I've always suffered from motion sickness, even as a baby. I have vague memories of Mom feeding me Dramamine before long car trip. Windy mountain roads? Can't do it, unless I'm the one driving. I'll even get that feeling if Robert backs down our short driveway too fast. But none of that is especially unique.

My sister will never forget the summer the two of us flew, by ourselves, across the country to visit our grandparents for several weeks. We were 8 and 10. I threw up at least four times, and Lori spent the majority of the flight running back and forth from the bathroom to get me more bags. (I would say "poor Lori," but it was probably pretty entertaining for her.)

There was the weekend Lori and I stayed with "friends." Both sets of parents went away for the weekend, and the five of us kids shared one babysitter. The babysitter took us to the park, and I spun for way too long. Back at the house, I began feeling sick, and as I ran for the bathroom, the other kids found glee in shouting to me which bathroom to use. "Go that way, go that way!" "No, use this one instead!" Momentarily puzzled, I stopped and threw up right in their living room. All over their brand new, brand spanking new carpet. This was early 1970s, and lucky for them, their new carpet was that pukey green shag color already. Served those nasty kids right, too.
I'm an experienced barfer. I could have been a professional--if someone would have paid me. I've thrown up in planes while others were boarding and they thought I was faking. When baby Holly and I flew once, I threw up so quietly that the little old lady behind me asked if I wanted to take my bag when I left the plane. (I politely declined.)
Even the thought of flying can make me sick. I've thrown up in the front yard before we even left the house.
Crowds can make me sick too. In 6th grade, a friend and I did the March of Dimes Walkathon. Another mom drove us there. We waited in the packed lines at the fairgrounds, waited in the hot sun, waited for the walk to start. I couldn't stand it anymore and I threw up--all over the back of the woman who drove us. I'll tell you, people MOVED out of MY way then, and I didn't feel crowded after that.

In jr. high, I avoided the ultimate humiliation. As that feeling came over me, I dashed from the classroom just in time to reach a garbage can in the hallway.

I did something similar at work one day. I knew it was coming and threw up in a cup while riding the elevator down (50 floors, not fun). My only mistake was throwing the cup away, and as I fled my building, I threw up all over the street.
The two or three times that I've had a six pack to drink in one evening made me throw up too, but I am not sure that counts . . .

There was the time I threw up in a police car. But it's not what you think. I'd gone a few ride alongs, where you sign up to ride with a police officer for part of a shift. They were SO fun. The first two were with DUI cops, and we drove around the main roads pulling over drunks. The third ride along was with a patrol officer. He drove in and out of alleys . . . up and down . . . gas, brake . . . gas, brake. I'm getting butterflies just thinking about it. It was my last ride along. Even more mortifying was a few years later when I met the officer again through my work. You don't think he'd forget, do you?

When Holly attended ps, I went on a field trip with her class. On a school bus. Good thing I didn't eat a big breakfast. Good thing I was a quiet barfer. Good thing I had a bag. The worst part was having to get back on that bus to go home.
Before we moved here, we came down for a long weekend to check out neighborhoods. Robert drove. Around and around, up one street, down another. Big mistake. I lasted about 15 minutes and had to spend the rest of the afternoon back in hotel room.
Then there was my surgery a few years ago. Afterwards, they gave me a patch for behind my ear to minimize the nausea from the anesthetic. It worked. It worked really well. But before it started working, I threw up between the hospital and Robert's car. (Hey, that could've been worse.)

I've thrown up on a ferry or two, too. Even this past summer, I almost did, but thankfully we docked in time. I was quite green.

My luck didn't hold out. Later that week, we went whale watching for Trevor's birthday. We were on a boat with 30 people. We were traveling between islands, the water wasn't choppy. It was chilly, and I spent most time on deck. But I made the fatal mistake of using the bathroom, the little tiny bathroom below deck where I couldn't see but could feel that rocking, rocking, rocking. I went back up, sat in the bow and got horribly sick twice. My wonderful dh wrapped blankets around me and hung out with me while he got completely drenched from the waves. I think my mom's wonderful Mike kept Robert company, and my kids and mom stayed close for a while too. (It's not like I had my eyes open, so I really don't remember.) And while we saw a lot of really cool wildlife and had a fabulous boat ride (at least the first couple of hours), no, we didn't see any whales. But it was a day I will never forget.
So some of you have lived in many wonderful places. Some of you have travelled quite a bit. And I have my own special list. If only there was a demand for professional barfers. I'd be rich.