Conversation with my sister

A few weeks ago on the phone. She was talking about her dog befriending a "raft" of turkeys.

Me: A what of turkeys?

Lori: A raft.

Me: A flock?

Lori: Yes. A flock of turkeys is called a raft.

Me: A rast?

Lori:  (Getting louder) RAFT.

Me: Yes, a rast. R-A-S-T.

Lori: (Aggravation setting in)  F.   R-A-F-T. 

Me: S, as in Sam?

Lori: (In utter disbelief)  F!!   F AS IN F*CK!!!!

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I couldn't stop laughing/crying.  I got a stomach ache from laughing so hard.