Kid Quote

Trevor is getting ready for soccer, desperately searching for his soccer shirt. I'd just done laundry, and it wasn't in there.

T: Where do you think it could be?

Mom: Since it's not in your dirty laundry, do you think you might have stuffed it in one of your drawers?

T: WOW, do you know your kid or what?

I know my kid. And his shirt isn't that wrinkly...